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This series does not contain actual tweets from President Trump.
All tweets are fictional and were created for the purpose of humour.
Tweets From the White House
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GOG: I knew you’d take her side. I just see them as Ronnie Corbett digressions to get a laugh. Tom: Did you tell her that? GOG: I did, but she has never heard of The Two Ronnies.
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Cross-dressing students go to bat for murderous serial rapist.
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Hipkins Wrote The Rule, Then Called It Racism
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