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Victoria Is a Crystal Ball for Swarbrick

Australia’s wokest state has barely started transitioning to ‘full electrification’ and it’s already a disaster.

Chloe Swarbrick wonders who turned the lights out: she did. The Good Oil. Photoshop by Lushington Brady.

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Chloe Swarbrick ought to move to the Melbourne suburb of Northcote. Besides her new neighbours’ shared interests in carpet consumption, she would get a valuable lesson in exactly what her “National Electrification Plan” would look like in harsh reality.

That’s making the heroic assumption, of course, that Swarbrick is even capable of learning any lessons that threaten her demented Green-far left worldview. After all, she’s still stumping for socialism, despite its unalloyed record of miserable failure.

Victoria hasn’t even got close to achieving its green-left government’s stated dream of total electrification and already the state’s electricity network is teetering on the edge of collapse. The Victorian government tried to ban gas appliances altogether, but had to settle for banning installing gas in new housing builds. The Allen government has also banned new gas exploration in the state.

How’s it working out for them?

Marie Slako moved into her Northcote home two years ago, attracted to the property for its rooftop solar and partial conversion to electricity-powered heating and appliances.

Then reality hit.

First, Ms Slako noticed she could only use one hotplate at a time on her induction cooktop. Then she found the microwave would not heat food at dinnertime, but would burn everything at other times.

This month, she discovered her split system would not heat the house.

“The cold weekend we just had, I could not get the split system to work at all, which is pretty annoying,” Ms Slako said.

Every summer for the last few years, Victorians have been warned of widespread blackouts on hot summer days. In the past summer, rolling blackouts duly hit many suburbs. But that’s just the tip of the iceberg. What’s spreading across Victoria like a green cancer is what regulators euphemistically call “undervoltage”.

The rest of us would call it “running out of electricity” – for the precise reason that more and more Victorians are being coerced into joining Swarbrick’s dream of ‘total electrification’.

It’s working out exactly as any sensible person could have told them.

So many homes on Ms Slako’s street had transitioned from gas to electricity that the infrastructure could not push through enough electricity to homes to run appliances reliably during peak times.

Induction cooktops were not working. EV chargers were disconnecting, leaving cars without battery. Heaters were struggling to push out hot air.

CitiPower manager of customer planning and power quality Tom Langstaff uses the analogy of being in a hot shower when someone in the house starts washing the dishes and turning on other taps.

The hot water system cannot push through enough heated water and the shower runs cold. Similarly, if the electricity demand is too high in some areas, the voltage plummets and certain appliances stop working.

Now apply that to a whole state and country, as Swarbrick is demanding NZ do.

How widespread is the problem, in a state where nearly 90 per cent of households still use gas? Even the tiniest shift toward complete electrification is already proving to be a disaster.

CitiPower said it had received about 1,000 voltage complaints in the past 12 months, and estimate that for every complaint there are 320 additional customers experiencing non-compliant voltages.

So, that’s 32,000 complaints in just a year, when barely one in 10 households is electrified.

The network company said by 2031, non-compliant energy impacts would grow by 131 per cent.

Imagine how much worse it’s going to get.

“We see that electrification will grow, and with that, we expect that the issues the customers will face through that period will grow as well,” Mr Langstaff said.

And still the demented socialists of Victoria are refusing to admit the bleeding obvious.

Victoria Energy Policy Centre director Bruce Mountain said the issue of undervoltage came amid Victoria’s energy transition, with households encouraged to move away from gas.

But he said undervoltage was not yet a major cause for concern.

“This is not yet a widespread problem,” Professor Mountain said.

Why wait until it is, you demented loons?

They’ll sooner admit that socialism will never work ‘next time’ than admit that their demented obsession with ‘Net Zero’ is a disaster already, and only going to get worse.

Enjoy eating your raw soybeans in the dark, Chloe.


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