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Voters Over Luxon and Hipkins: It’s Giant Douche Versus Turd Sandwich in 2026

Buckle up, New Zealand. It’s going to be a long, smelly ride to the polls. But hey, at least we’ve got options. Sort of.

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A press that is trusted less than the government cannot hold the government to account. It can only lecture. People who have already decided you are not straight with them do not take your word on the prime minister.

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