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Voters Over Luxon and Hipkins: It’s Giant Douche Versus Turd Sandwich in 2026

Buckle up, New Zealand. It’s going to be a long, smelly ride to the polls. But hey, at least we’ve got options. Sort of.

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The Good Oil Word of the Day

The word for today is… trammel (verb, noun) - verb 1: to catch or hold in or as if in a net : enmesh 2: to prevent or impede the free play of : confine noun 1: something impeding activity, progress, or freedom : restraint —usually used in plural 2: a net for catching

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