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Why Would a Thing Behave like This?

Just a couple of fine, upstanding citizens. The BFD. Photoshop by Lushington Brady.

As the Australian Greens have been learning the hard way, when you employ crazies in order to rack up intersectional brownie points, you’re also racking up a world of trouble. Because, well, if someone looks and acts as crazy as a shithouse rat… they probably are.

The Biden Administration thought they had swept the intersectional bingo card when they signed up a shaved-head ranga ‘non-binary, gay drag queen’ to no lesser a position than deputy assistant secretary of spent fuel and waste disposition in the office of nuclear energy for the Department of Energy. Yesiree, when you’re looking for someone to oversee the management of nuclear waste, how can you go past a weirdo ‘kink activist’?

Sam Brinton clearly took to heart the old slogan, “Mutate now, before the rush.” When it comes to post-nuclear waste mutants, a dude who only stops dressing up in woman-face to lead other dudes dressed as dogs, is clearly ahead of the “post-apocalypse mutant” pack.

How could anything possibly go wrong?

A Biden administration employee – and one of the federal government’s first gender non-binary officials – has been accused of stealing a traveler’s luggage from the Minneapolis airport in September.

Sam Brinton, the deputy assistant secretary for spent fuel and waste disposition at the Department of Energy’s Office of Nuclear Energy, was charged with felony theft after allegedly snatching a Vera Bradley suitcase reportedly worth $2,325 from baggage claim at the Minneapolis-St. Paul Airport on Sept 16, according to court documents.

To be fair, it looked so great with its leather posing pouch. It was the envy of the pup-play gay orgy!

Brinton, who uses they/them pronouns, was captured on surveillance video grabbing the luggage and removing its ID tag identifying the owner, the filings state.

They were later seen using the Vera Bradley suitcase on at least two occasions, while traveling to Washington, DC, on Sept 18 and Oct 9, investigators said.

It was all a mistake, though. It just tripped and fell and landed on the luggage.

Brinton initially denied stealing the suitcase to police officers, but later claimed they took it by mistake and still had it in their possession […]

However, Brinton called the officer back two hours after their first conversation and confessed to not being “completely honest”.

New York Post

New York Post

And I’m not convinced it’s completely sane, either.

But that’s the Biden administration in a nutshell for you. A sexual deviant thief pretty much fits right in, in Washington these days.

Just a couple of fine, upstanding citizens. The BFD. Photoshop by Lushington Brady.

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