The Government Is Not Banning Under-16s. National Is.
Winston named it. ACT walked. Chippy just became Luxon’s extra vote.
Chippy Got National’s Pain. He Still Went Backwards.
Labour got National’s sub-30 gift and still went backwards. Opportunity is the maths problem both majors made.
The Expert Was Married to the Opposition
TVNZ sold an independent oncologist. Viewers didn’t get the Labour MP wife.
The Country Said Yes. The Majors Said Sit Down.
A country that lets non-citizens vote in a general election is not being kind – it is being sloppy. Most countries do not do it.
Hipkins Rules Out Streaming Tax, Then Discovers His Own MP Had One Sitting in the Ballot
Hipkins keeps reminding the country why trust remains in short supply.
Stanford’s Denials Fool No One: Penk Was Never the Lone Gunman
Stanford can deny it until she is blue in the face. Luxon can take them at their word. The rest of the country is under no such obligation.
National’s Boat Anchor Keeps Dragging Them Under
National is currently tracking towards Judith Collins’ territory, or worse, the kind of result Bill English delivered in 2002. Luxon’s enduring legacy may be handing the election to Labour and leaving his party with one of its lowest votes in modern times.
National’s Botched Coup Was a Complete Shit Show
Luxon is dreaming if he believes Chris Penk was a lone gunman. There were many more involved. They are all now skulking around hoping someone like me does not put it all together.