John Black
Santa Can’t Get MIQ Spot: New Zealand Christmas Cancelled
John Black stuffednz.net Information Satire “I spent all night staring at my computer, refreshing the page and still couldn’t get a bloody place. Well, screw New Zealand, they’ll be no Christmas for you!” So said the famously merry Father Christmas exasperated at the NZ MIQ system. “It
New ‘Unvaxxed Man’ Costume Popular This Halloween
John Black stuffednz.net Information Satire A new costume has proven popular this Halloween – the ‘unvaccinated man’. Thirty-something Karens and their soy-boy partners will be dressing up as healthy men exercising their freedom of choice – and terrifying children. ‘We’ll be wearing it,’ said one such couple. ‘ We thought about
Eight Ways to Get along with Our Chinese Overlords
John Black stuffednz.net Information Satire With the U.S obsessed with identitarian proctology, the U.K fighting off a looming political splintering and Australia treating us like Alcatraz Island, perhaps there really is nothing to stop domination by China. So here are eight tips for making nice with the
My Hate List
John Black stuffednz.net Information Satire What’s wrong with a little hate? Sure, I can see the dangers of too much. It can make you bitter and twisted and drive you into a career in primary school teaching. A little hate, however, makes the world go round. It literally
‘Vaxathon’ to Climax with Anti-vaxxers Thrown into Fiery Volcano
stuffednz.net Information Satire “We have great entertainment planned for ‘Super Saturday’ ” boasts an official from the Ministry of Bread and Circuses. “First they’ll be an opening 5-hour harangue by Grant Robertson on why the unvaccinated are pure evil. Then Siouxsie Wiles will do some bicycle tricks. After that,
NZ Herald Launches ‘90% Truth Project’
John Black stuffednz.net Information Satire “I know it’s a high target” said the Herald’s editor, Des Eption, “We usually hover around 60% but on days when we are covering up a government cock up, we can get down to the low 40s”. Des explained a new raft
Brian Tamaki Orders 5000 Loaves and Fishes for ‘Family Picnic’
John Black stuffednz.net Information Satire Brian Tamaki has vowed to return to the Auckland Domain this Saturday for a “family picnic”. “If other families also happen to be having picnics nearby, carrying signs and chanting, it’s nothing to do with me”, he said. Responding to reports that a
