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Maori to Receive Anti-colonialism Vaccine

Maori to Receive Anti-colonialism Vaccine

John Black stuffednz.net Information Satire The government has announced it will be trialling a new anti-colonialism vaccine on the nation’s indigenous people. “The results so far have been encouraging” said Heather Whiteguilt, Labour’s minister for Racial Division. “The recipients have almost immediately given up cigarettes, alcohol and

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Masks to Be Compulsory When Making Love

Masks to Be Compulsory When Making Love

Information Satire John Black stuffednz.net Under new Covid-19 regulations, masks will be legally required during ‘intimate relations’. Government minister for Covid-19 Hysteria, Dwayne Numpty said the new laws were necessary as “sexual relations are a vector for virus transmission. There was a spike just last Saturday, after the All

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‘Unbearable Smugness’ Main COVID Vaccine Side Effect

‘Unbearable Smugness’ Main COVID Vaccine Side Effect

John Black stuffednz.net A feeling of smugness and unwarranted pride have been reported as the major side effects of the Covid-19 vaccine. Within 24 hours of receiving it, many of the newly vaccinated are feeling an irresistible urge to tell everyone they know. Many follow this up with a

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Freedom Elimination Strategy on Track

Freedom Elimination Strategy on Track

John Black stuffednz.net Information Satire Prime Minister Ardern has reassured New Zealanders that her government was on track to eliminate all their personal freedoms by the end of its second term. “We have already made massive progress in this area. We’ve locked you in your homes, made you

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