John Black
New ‘Unvaxxed Man’ Costume Popular This Halloween
John Black stuffednz.net Information Satire A new costume has proven popular this Halloween – the ‘unvaccinated man’. Thirty-something Karens and their soy-boy partners will be dressing up as healthy men exercising their freedom of choice – and terrifying children. ‘We’ll be wearing it,’ said one such couple. ‘ We
Eight Ways to Get along with Our Chinese Overlords
John Black stuffednz.net Information Satire With the U.S obsessed with identitarian proctology, the U.K fighting off a looming political splintering and Australia treating us like Alcatraz Island, perhaps there really is nothing to stop domination by China. So here are eight tips for making nice with the
My Hate List
John Black stuffednz.net Information Satire What’s wrong with a little hate? Sure, I can see the dangers of too much. It can make you bitter and twisted and drive you into a career in primary school teaching. A little hate, however, makes the world go round. It literally
‘Vaxathon’ to Climax with Anti-vaxxers Thrown into Fiery Volcano
stuffednz.net Information Satire “We have great entertainment planned for ‘Super Saturday’ ” boasts an official from the Ministry of Bread and Circuses. “First they’ll be an opening 5-hour harangue by Grant Robertson on why the unvaccinated are pure evil. Then Siouxsie Wiles will do some bicycle tricks. After
NZ Herald Launches ‘90% Truth Project’
John Black stuffednz.net Information Satire “I know it’s a high target” said the Herald’s editor, Des Eption, “We usually hover around 60% but on days when we are covering up a government cock up, we can get down to the low 40s”. Des explained a new raft
Brian Tamaki Orders 5000 Loaves and Fishes for ‘Family Picnic’
John Black stuffednz.net Information Satire Brian Tamaki has vowed to return to the Auckland Domain this Saturday for a “family picnic”. “If other families also happen to be having picnics nearby, carrying signs and chanting, it’s nothing to do with me”, he said. Responding to reports that a
NZ Begins Kindness Exports to Taliban
John Black stuffednz.net Information Satire Finance Minister Grant Robertson has announced that we will begin exporting kindness to the Taliban. “New Zealand kindness is some of the best kindness in the world. We know the Taliban is in need of some as they begin to rebuild their country.” “I
Eight Things More Likely to Kill You Than COVID
John Black stuffednz.net Information Satire Nothing is as certain as death. Except, as the well-known epigram has it, taxes. However, unlike the reaper the IRD has been known to give rebates. Some of us will die in fiery car crashes, some from dickey tickers and some because we
Suzee Piles: COVID Expert
John Black stuffednz.net Information Satire In an act of public-spiritedness, I conducted a phone interview with well-known science explainer Dr Suzee Piles to ask her some Covid-19 questions. Dr Suzee is a university professor with research interests that include trans-sexualism in white rats, Maori astrophysics
Gang’s ‘Get the Jab or We’ll Break Your Legs’ Approach, a Success
John Black stuffednz.net Information Satire Covid vaccine rates have climbed among gang members after their leaders have tried a new approach: threats of extreme violence. “It’s more in keeping with our culture,” said Mongrel Mob leader Harry Munta. “The guys really get the point when we threaten to
Man Confused by Level 3 Steps Goes on a Picnic with His Hairdresser
John Black stuffednz.net ‘I’ve followed all Jacinda’s Covid advice to the letter,’ said Wayne Merino, 38, a moron from Pt Chevalier. ‘But her latest advice about the new level 3 steps had me all confused. I thought it was now compulsory to have a picnic with your