Old Fart Plays Hardball, Loses
Old bastard in his early 90s gets offered 2.5m for basically some land where he’s got an old clapped-out house on a clapped-out street. Says no and decides to hold out for more money.
Kevin
The Left Can’t Satire, Either
I don’t know, maybe regular readers of the Spinoff would find all this hilarious. All I see is the far-left showing everybody else how it sees the rest of us.
The Kids Will Not Get $74 Trillion Dollars for Christmas
By making Gen Z believe this rubbish, the Bank of America is setting these kids up to make terrible financial decisions today based on some fantasy inheritance that’ll never show up.
LARPing as Bums
And what about the half-empty cartons of Cody’s? The burnt meth pipes lying here and there? I mean, you have to at least be a little bit realistic.
You Can Relive Your Hippy Days
So instead of reaching for your morning cup of Earl Grey, reach for your morning cup of… what’s it called again?
It Ain’t Over
How is the endgame going to be played out? Honestly, I don’t know. But you can bet that Trump and Netanyahu are surrounded by people who are strategy experts.
We Were Right, Again
This has the potential to bring down the whole British Government. Who allowed organisations to ignore the fact that the vast majority of the perpetrators were from Pakistan?
Why Your Kids Can’t Write
Do you mean to say you’re still having to teach basic grammar even when your students are at senior level? Convince me that this isn’t a Monty Python sketch.
Are the Pallies Starting to Wake Up?
“I have never heard of a people when, being exposed to genocide and to this terrifying amount of killing, will come out and protest against a liberation movement that is fighting in their favour.”
The Greens and Their Idealism
What makes idealists dangerous is when they get frustrated because no one will listen. This, at least to them, justifies using force to make others do what they want, ‘for their own good’.
The Quagmire of Pay Equity
I’m scratching my head seeing how aged care workers can be compared to forestry workers, or library assistants to IT technicians.
Lord of the What Now?
Seriously, how dumb can you get? When I first saw ‘Lord of the Fries’, I didn’t think Lord of the Rings.
I’m Literally Shaking Right Now
As you probably have guessed writing this has triggered me. I’m so angry and upset. Where is the acceptance? I’ve decided to go back to being a cis-straight male. I hope you’re all satisfied.
UK Supreme Court Rules on ‘Woman’
Now, at least in the UK, “woman” means sex not gender. That sign above the women’s bathroom? It means only those whose sex is female can go in, not those who gender-identify as a woman.