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I’m Literally Shaking Right Now

As you probably have guessed writing this has triggered me. I’m so angry and upset. Where is the acceptance? I’ve decided to go back to being a cis-straight male. I hope you’re all satisfied.

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I’m literally shaking right now.

Let me explain. For most of my life I’ve wondered why I can like both Britney Spears and death metal. How could I enjoy singing to Taylor Swift and headbanging to Cannibal Corpse. Then it hit me. I’m trans-bi-gender. Thank you. I know, I’m so brave.

Anyway, after coming out I decided to get a prostate exam. At this point I should mention I believe that prostate exams are a made-up construct by the patriarchy to allow the invasion of trans-women’s and trans bi-genders’ spaces. However I decided to go anyway as a way of giving the middle finger back to the cis-establishment.

I arrived at the doctor’s where typically I was greeted by a cis-male doctor. Fortunately after sticking his cis-finger into my anus/male vagina the doctor was unable to find anything wrong. After getting over the invasion of my space I went to the receptionist and asked if I could book a mammogram. After all, we are constantly told by the cis-establishment how important they are.

The receptionist was a young cis-female who looked barely out of college. She looked at me strangely and said “Is this for a relative like your sister or mother, or a friend?” Shocked, I told her it was for me.

The receptionist then said “Sir, I can’t book a mammogram for you as you are a male and do not have breasts.”

Shaking, I told the receptionist that as a trans-bi-gender man/woman I do have breasts. How dare she presume my gender!

I then immediately ripped open my shirt and showed the receptionist my man boobs/breasts.

“So what if they’re only an A-cup. They’re still tits!”

The doctor must have heard me because he then got up and said, “Sir…”

“My pronouns are sir/ma’am, you bigot! How dare you bi-misgender me!” I shouted.

I turned and headed towards the exit, tears streaming down my face and ruining my mascara.

“Trans-bi-genders are men/women,” I shouted back. I then gave them the middle finger and threatened to kick the doctor in the balls and reminded him it’s lucky that trans-bi-genders aren’t violent.

As you probably have guessed writing this has triggered me. I’m so angry and upset. Where is the acceptance for trans-bi-genders like me? I can’t even use public toilets without being made to belong/not belong in either one.

I’ve decided to go back to being a cis-straight male. I hope you’re all satisfied.

(Side note: I must remember to make a complaint about the lack of trans employees.)

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