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Auckland Has Nailed Attracting International Talent
Unfortunately, someone just found page two of the plan.
Tupperware Has Returned After Four Years Away
Most Kiwi cupboards would like to dispute the claim that it ever left.
One More Report
Auckland Harbour crossing work tops $106M, another detailed business case ordered.
Homes Fast-Tracked but Wastewater May Have To Commute
The houses have found the fast track. The wastewater is still comparing routes, and State Highway 1 has been pencilled in as the pipe.
193 Schools Queue To Rediscover Walls
The traditional classroom can now return under a more modern name. Adaptive enclosed learning environment should do it. That allows schools to install four walls and a door without admitting the basic design was already familiar to everybody’s grandparents.
We Can Not Allow a Charter University
In a final irony, due to the loss of this revenue from international tuition fees, half of the lecturers that would not support the UoD lost their jobs. But fortunately, as always, Grant still did alright.
Wellington Plumber Adds ‘Couldn’t Park Anywhere’ Fee
Wellington has spent years arguing about cars, parking, cycleways and the purpose of public space. This story adds another participant to the debate.
