Satire
Creating New Zealand With a Buzzy Bee and Lake Wakatipu
British colleagues may see an interesting New Zealand toy. Kiwis see childhood, relatives, old houses, noisy wooden floors and the possibility that one is still sitting in a cupboard at Mum’s place beneath several things nobody has touched since the Clark government.
Exclusive Excerpts From Nicky Hager’s Dirty Work
Mr Hager is known to be working on a follow up to both Dirty Politics and Dirty Work, entitled Dirty Jokes. A compendium of jokes scrawled on the parliamentary bathroom walls. The mothers of several well-known MPs are said to figure prominently.
Auckland Has Nailed Attracting International Talent
Unfortunately, someone just found page two of the plan.
Tupperware Has Returned After Four Years Away
Most Kiwi cupboards would like to dispute the claim that it ever left.
One More Report
Auckland Harbour crossing work tops $106M, another detailed business case ordered.
Homes Fast-Tracked but Wastewater May Have To Commute
The houses have found the fast track. The wastewater is still comparing routes, and State Highway 1 has been pencilled in as the pipe.
193 Schools Queue To Rediscover Walls
The traditional classroom can now return under a more modern name. Adaptive enclosed learning environment should do it. That allows schools to install four walls and a door without admitting the basic design was already familiar to everybody’s grandparents.
