Dear Editor
Buoyed by some pretty dodgy opinion polls, the muppets currently running the country are helter-skelter galloping us down the path to their brave new (old) world where the fairies play and we are benevolently governed under a feudal system by a handful of hereditary iwi elite.
As we devolve from the disgusting first world status resulting from Westminster democracy to a rightful and third world economy we can sit around our camp fires singing, “where have all our brightest gone, long time passing, long time passing?”
The chorus will of course be, “gone to Aus everyone, for political sanity, for political sanity.”
It’s a pretty easy prediction to recognise that as Australia continue their policy of cleansing their population by sending our/their criminals over here, we will reciprocate by sending our brightest, our best, our innovators and movers and shakers over there. No doubt our muppets regard all this as win-win!
To cap this bucolic scenario, ‘Princess Jacinda’, resplendent in her new wedding dress as she sits amongst the smoking ruins of our economy and widespread social unrest, will be able to bask in the satisfying warm glow of leading New Zealand (sorry Aotearoa) as first in the world to streak naked before the altar of climate change.
Of course, she will also be kept busy congratulating herself for restoring those kiwis with some Maori DNA to their rightful place of privilege and authority.
Good on ya Cindy! Must be time for another Tui.
Signed
Ken M
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