OK guys, and by that I mean all you straight men. I’ve got some really bad news. Brace yourselves.
Sports Illustrated has decided to put a dude with boobs on the cover of its swimsuit edition.
It’s almost as if the marketing departments have been taken over by woke Gen Zers straight out of universities.
OK, personally this doesn’t affect me that much as I haven’t read Sports Illustrated for decades, not since Elle Macpherson graced the cover. It’s more the principle than anything else. I mean, what next? The people or person who actually decided to put a tranny on the cover must actually believe that a guy with some fake tits and nip and tuck must actually be a real woman that straight guys would actually find attractive.
Errr, no. We don’t. Even the wokiest of straight guys doesn’t really believe a trans dude is actually a woman, even though he may say the opposite.
Here’s a test. Find yourselves a straight, genuinely straight, woke guy (look in the soy aisle of supermarket if you’re having trouble finding one) and ask him if he would sleep with a tranny. If he’s honest he’ll say no and make up some excuse. If he says yes and you’ve got some spare cash lying around, hire a trans prossie to come over to his house and offer him his/its services.
But here’s what the idiotic marketing departments of these woke companies don’t get. For every one new customer they get they lose a hundred more by doing this stuff. “Go Woke Go Broke” is not just a bunch of words: it is fact.
At least as far as I know, companies like Playboy haven’t had a centrefold of a dude showing off his fake boobs and fake vadge.
At least, not yet.
