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The pitter-patter of little feet will soon be heard throughout Parliament as the Prime Minister, Jacinda Ardern has been successfully cloned one hundred times. Six more than the boys from Brazil. Another world first for the high flying, world-beating PM.
A billionaire philanthropist, who does such good progressive work for the whole of humanity, had built a special Lab in Morrinsville – and rather than using surrogates had grown the clones in special tanks – another world first.
It will be all hands to the knitting needles in progressive middle-class suburbs throughout New Zealand producing the booties and little woollen hats needed.
In a surprise Tik Tok video the Speaker, Trevor Mallard said that a permanent nursery will be created by clearing two floors of the beehive along with the construction of a Nappy recycling plant, designed by James Shaw. It will be attached to the building and underway in a weeks time.
Beaming like a kindly Grandad he said, “The Jacindas will be housed here so they can be raised in an environment that lives and breathes politics. I will have multiple Jacindas bouncing on my knee during parliamentary sessions showing the world how things are down here in Aotearoa. Photo opportunities will be available one week before the election”.
He went on to say that Helen Clark had been contracted to read the babies excerpts from Das Kapital at bedtime via Zoom.
A document leaked to The Woke Examiner, headed TOP SECRET BELT ROAD INITIATIVE, showed 2000 Chinese construction workers had been brought in to the country.
Disguised as deported Australian criminals they were under quarantine in a four-star hotel. They were brought in so the whole fit-out and recycling plant could be built in two weeks using CCP expertise.
When contacted, a positively radiant Jacinda Ardern said, ” it has all been a bit hush hush as it is one of our major re-election planks. It is an act of kindness and I am so happy for all those countries that wanted me to be their leader as now they all can have their very own Jacinda”.
