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Sheriff Collins and the Dirty Dozen

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The RED TIDE came in and swept away a dozen of our MP’s.

BURT from Mary Poppins referred to the “Winds of Change”. Coincidentally the RED QUEEN attended the show very publicly a couple of days before the election.

What other sign did you need?

It was a no show from most of my MP’s at my election night bash at that hotel surrounded by scaffolding and cones. Typical Auckland.

But I TELL YOU WHAT THOUGH, Didn’t I look nice? Wasn’t my frock great? I didn’t look vanquished at all.

My husband who is Samoan was there and my son. The media, Kightley and the Deputy PM Kelvin Davis hate me mentioning that my husband is ‘Samoan’. Didn’t Kightley do that show ‘The Laughing Samoans’?

Kelvin Davis included it in his little ditty at the Town Hall at their election bash. He even had a pop at Todd Muller and his Maga hat. As GALLOPING GARNER (GARNER) said on the A.M. show  “WRONG Time, WRONG Place”.

SHARKY MARK (Richardson) told everyone to vote Labour to keep the Greens out. I don’t think the RED QUEEN wants a bar of them either.

Wouldn’t you know it but the TWERK (Seymour) arrived Bond-style by speedboat ‘On his Majesties Secret Service’ to Headquarters Bar election night. I might say looking a bit ‘worse for wear’. Shaken not stirred.

TOVA’S  ‘Witchery’ has gone viral. The ‘BLANK YANKS’ love her. Especially Kathy Griffin whose type of humour includes Trump’s severed head.

SHE is accusing JAMIE LEE ROSS of being “NARCISSISTIC.”  Is it the pot calling the kettle black? After all, she is the interviewer who asked him why he “got into bed with Billy Te Kahika?” then tells him to “STOP RIGHT THERE”.

She led him down a blind alley and mugged him.

UK socialistic writer Owen Jones said it was like “watching someone else’s anxiety dream”.  He added it was “SAVAGE” and that TOVA doesn’t have a chill factor. No ‘SAVAGE LOVE’ there then?

The CHAMELEON Peters was graceful in defeat (for once) saying “GOD BLESS YOU” at the Marlborough in Russell. His sense of humour, and that of his sidekicks Jones and Mark will be missed.

Carl Perkins just about summed it up for me with his song “BLUE SUEDE SHOES” later made famous by Elvis.

Well it’s one for the money,
Two for the show,
Three to get ready,
Now, go cat go,
But don’t you step on my BLUE suede shoes.Well you can knock me down,
Step in my face,
Slander my name all over the place,
Do anything that you want to do but Uh-Uh,
Honey lay off my shoes,
Don’t you step on my BLUE Suede shoes,
You can do anything but lay off my BLUE Suede shoes.

It’s not often I say this but thank God for the Ockers. Or more to the point The Australian. Their media has not been BOUGHT as ours has with huge bribes.

Gideon Rozner says the RED QUEEN’S saving grace may be sheer INABILITY to put her policies into action.

The Comedian Dennis Miller said about Obama. “It’s not racist, it’s not ideological, it’s just that he’s an inept civil servant”. Can you see the comparison with someone closer to home?

It had to happen, BIG DON (Trump) has just called Fauci an idiot. Then again he said, “It was over for NZ.” How over is it?

Yi-Ha,

Down the hatch,
Make mine a DOUBLE JUDY,

PUNCHING JUDY.

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