John Robertson
Let’s stop pretending. Erica Stanford isn’t the Minister of Education anymore – she’s the High Priestess of Apartheid Theology, chanting karakia over the corpse of secular democracy while parliament claps like hypnotised cultists.
Yes, the latest mutation of the Education and Training Amendment Bill (No 2) is here, and it stinks of something ancient and authoritarian. Not Māori culture – something far worse: racial theology weaponised through law.
Sections 9 and 127 are Trojan horses, rolled straight into the heart of the education system and dragging with them the golden calf of ‘bi-culturalism’. You know, that tired myth that New Zealand is some cozy two-party ethnic marriage. Sorry, but no. This country is not bi-cultural. It’s post-cultural, multi-ethnic and sexually cross-pollinated beyond belief.
Let’s say it plainly: the Treaty of Waitangi was nullified the moment interbreeding began.
You want the anthropology? Here it is: once genes mix, tribes die. You don’t get to demand special rights based on ancestral DNA when you’re rocking half a dozen bloodlines and a Spotify playlist that swings from Māori chants to Punjabi hip-hop. We’re a nation of mutts and that’s our strength – not some mystical, race-based hierarchy held together by a piece of 19th-century paper.
But Erica? Oh no – she’s genuflecting to the altar of tribal supremacy. Propping up belief systems in state schools like some educational sex toy for the cultural elite. This isn’t about equity. It’s a bureaucratic blowjob for activists who can’t win on merit, so they legislate their way into power.
You think that’s crude? Good. It should offend you. Because what’s happening to our classrooms is offensive: gods in the curriculum, mysticism in the marking scheme and racial preference masquerading as progress.
And let’s anticipate the rebuttal, shall we?
> ‘But Māori students need to see themselves reflected in education!’
You know what else Māori students need? Literacy. Numeracy. Science. Jobs. Not a taxpayer-funded séance in place of a real education. You don’t close the achievement gap by praying to Papatuānuku in maths class. You close it with teachers who teach, not perform spiritual rituals.
> ‘But it’s culture, not religion!’
Oh, please. That’s like saying the Kama Sutra is just a yoga manual. If it quacks like theology, smells like incense and demands reverence like a faith, it’s religion – just in drag.
And if we let this madness continue? Here’s your prophecy:
New Zealand will become a nation of subjects, not citizens. A nation where rights are inherited, not earned. Where schools are no longer engines of learning, but temples of ancestral appeasement.
Do you really want your kid bowing to a bureaucracy that asks ‘What race are you?’ before it teaches them to read?
Because that’s where this leads – a place where ethnicity outranks evidence, where identity trumps intellect and where descent becomes destiny.
Erica Stanford isn’t just wrong. She’s dangerous. She’s lighting the fire beneath a race-based caste system with one hand while tweeting about inclusion with the other.
But inclusion isn’t forcing spiritual dogma into secular schools. Inclusion isn’t racist legal clauses dressed in cultural drag. And inclusion sure as hell isn’t telling children they’re either ‘colonisers’ or ‘the colonised’ based on their last name.
This isn’t a treaty debate anymore.
This is a war for the soul of the country.
So sharpen your tongue, brace your backbone and stop apologising for being the only one left in the room with your eyes open.
Say it loud: We are not your tenants. We are not your subjects. And we are DONE bowing to your bloody Treaty.
Make New Zealand Secular
WhangareiTim (YouTube) tells it like it is:
