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Mask Mandates Remain, They Should Go Too

The tyrant, Jacinda Ardern has relaxed her divisive and draconian vaccine mandates and all the bizarre regulations that go with them…temporarily. But they haven’t ditched the mask mandates. A post-pandemic “normal” won’t come until after winter, at least, as officials expect the mask-wearing requirements of the “Orange”

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Miracle! CDC Slashes COVID Toll

Miracle! CDC Slashes COVID Toll

Good news, everybody! Covid deaths have plummeted again! No, no — not new deaths… those have been steadily falling for months. We’re talking old deaths. You know, all those people who died “with covid” (including the gunshot and car crash victims)? In a posthumous miracle, it turns out that a

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Orange Is the New Red

Chris Baillie ACT Small Business spokesperson and bar owner It’s time to start following the science and make the move to Orange, it will make little difference to transmission but the world of difference to hospitality businesses, or better yet – scrap the traffic light system completely. When asked about

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Officially Banned Words

Officially Banned Words

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What to Do as Rules Relax in NZ

What to Do as Rules Relax in NZ

Michael Plank University of Canterbury Dion O’Neale Emily Harvey University of Auckland Michael Plank is a Professor in the School of Mathematics and Statistics at the University of Canterbury in New Zealand and Principal Investigator at Te Punaha Matatini, New Zealand’s Centre of Research Excellence in Complex Systems

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The Harder the Battle, the Sweeter the Victory

The tyrant, Jacinda Ardern, has finally had to admit defeat and started winding back her divisive mandates. It wasn’t the science, despite her almost 40 minutes of bloviating, to the contrary, it was the polls that forced her to make changes. The Government has significantly loosened Covid-19 rules, removing

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How They Suppressed Ivermectin and Other Treatments

How They Suppressed Ivermectin and Other Treatments

Media NZDSOS New Zealand Doctors Speaking Out With Science Despite continued attempts to discredit Ivermectin as an early treatment for Covid-19, studies continue to confirm its effectiveness. A January 2022 study from Brazil looked at prophylactic (preventative) use of low doses of Ivermectin (0.2mg/kg for two days per

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COVID Toll? Don’t Ask: They Won’t Tell

COVID Toll? Don’t Ask: They Won’t Tell

How many people have died from covid? You’d think that was the most basic and most important question of the whole pandemic. But we not only don’t know, we’re not allowed to ask. Researchers from Oxford have concluded that it is impossible to determine just how many

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We’ve Done the Mahi – It’s Time for the Treats

David Seymour ACT Party Leader No wonder we have a productivity problem when even the Prime Minister takes 22 minutes to deliver 2 minutes of information. Jacinda seems to have a case of separation anxiety, she can’t let go of control. She keeps announcing and restricting while the economy

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Good First Steps but Govt Must Cede Control

Good First Steps but Govt Must Cede Control

National welcomes today’s announcement that vaccine passes and scanning requirements will be abolished, outdoor gathering limits will be scrapped and some vaccine mandates will be phased out, says National’s Covid-19 Response spokesperson Chris Bishop. “The Government has finally caught up with reality, which is that Omicron has changed

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Title Fight: Lynch vs Hatchard

Title Fight: Lynch vs Hatchard

Tim Ordei timtripp.substack.com Warning Long Read. 2085 words. On the right is Dr Guy Hatchard, author of the Hatchard Report, and a long standing critic of Labour’s Covid Policies, and in the left corner is Stuff’s Explainer Editor,  Keith Lynch, representing everything from lockdowns to mandates.

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Ardern’s Covid

Ardern’s Covid

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Please Come Back All Is Forgiven

West Auckland, Head Start Total Beauty Salon owner Simone Jones is getting ready to welcome unvaccinated customers back into her hair salon if the government drops the vaccine pass today. Doubtless, she is drooling over regaining lost revenue, but will her unvaccinated customers return? “It is going to be great

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We Are Living in Clown World

We Are Living in Clown World

Monica Hughes PhD themariachiyears.substack.com This article is primarily for the American crowd that doesn’t follow the international scene too closely, but might be enjoyed by Kiwis as well. In March 2020, an environmental microbiologist appeared as if out of nowhere in New Zealand to instruct us all

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We’ve Fallen Off the Map

The Telegraph UK writes gleefully about the prospect of overseas holidays this year for British tourists. There are a number of articles, ranging from places not to go, to reviews of never-heard-of Greek islands, but the most interesting one for me is entitled: “The 10 Greatest Holidays of All Time,

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