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Masks to Be Compulsory When Making Love

Masks to Be Compulsory When Making Love

Information Satire John Black stuffednz.net Under new Covid-19 regulations, masks will be legally required during ‘intimate relations’. Government minister for Covid-19 Hysteria, Dwayne Numpty said the new laws were necessary as “sexual relations are a vector for virus transmission. There was a spike just last Saturday, after

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The Government Is Flying Blind

The Government Is Flying Blind

In March 2020, Jacinda put us all into lockdown. At the time the whole pandemic was bewildering but she told us that if we locked down once and got on top of the disease, it would be best for the economy in the long run. “Do It Once, Do It

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None of Your Business

None of Your Business

Chris Penk First published by The BFD 20th June 2020 The BFD is serialising National MP Chris Penk’s book Flattening the Country by publishing an extract every day. None of your business Perhaps the most telling remark on either side of the argument about the lockdown’s length came

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Lockdowns For Ever?

Lockdowns For Ever?

We all know that Jacinda Ardern is a dissembler. Her favourite tactic, when faced with tough questioning, is to waffle on with meaningless babble, jargon and most importantly focus-grouped slogans to push her agenda. When that fails she turns to ridicule of the questioner or labelling such questioning as

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Face of the Day

Face of the Day

Today’s face of the day shares the suicide statistics that he says have been suppressed. The number of attempted suicides by children will shock you. “Lockdown is killing our kids”.

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Attempted Suicides Skyrocket

It should come as no surprise, but since lockdowns began, attempted suicides by young people have skyrocketed. A study of Ministry of Health data has shown that Covid19 lockdowns significantly increased mental distress in NZ children. The study, published in the international Journal of Paediatrics and Child Health, shows that

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Spin Class

Spin Class

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Red Plague

Cletus Information Satire ‘Twas a gloomy day in Wellington. The sun hidden behind thick clouds while heavy rain blew violently across deserted streets. A silver BMW pulled away from the Labour party headquarters, two passengers obscured from view by darkened windowpanes. In the back of the car the mood was

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Question Dodger of the Day

Question Dodger of the Day

In politics to avoid answering a question, a politician will divert, dodge and evade a simple yes or no answer to sidestep the question. Further plunges into alert level 4 are unlikely if New Zealand’s vaccination rate surpasses 90 per cent, says Health Minister Andrew Little. […] “The number of

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Lockdowns and Vaccine Mandates: China’s Most Successful Exports?

Lockdowns and Vaccine Mandates: China’s Most Successful Exports?

Michael Rectenwald mises.org Michael Rectenwald is the author of eleven books, including Thought Criminal (2020), Beyond Woke (2020), Google Archipelago (2019), Springtime for Snowflakes (2018), Nineteenth-Century British Secularism (2016), and others. It is neither Red Scare hyperbole nor misplaced attribution to say that the covid regime established in

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Winners Picked and Losers Packed

Winners Picked and Losers Packed

Chris Penk First published by The BFD 19th June 2020 The BFD is serialising National MP Chris Penk’s book Flattening the Country by publishing an extract every day. Winners picked and losers packed The economic response to the COVID-19 threat was a mixed bag from the start.  In

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Misinformation

Misinformation

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Collins’ Comments

Collins’ Comments

Hon Judith Collins judithcollins.national.org.nz The long short sharp lockdown in Level 4 First I want to thank everyone in Auckland who is coping with another week in lockdown. Auckland is doing the hard yards to keep everyone else in New Zealand COVID-19 Delta free. This week

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