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Traffic Lights Still Not Ready to Go

With less than 48 hours before New Zealand moves to the traffic light system, Labour still hasn’t put in place key elements to make the system work, National Covid-19 Spokesperson Chris Bishop says. “Jacinda Ardern announced the traffic light system over a month ago, yet key elements are still

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COVID-Variants

COVID-Variants

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Led by Donkeys

Led by Donkeys

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Stuff’s Blast from the past on Vax Mandates

I know that we here at The BFD like to poke fun at our woke colleagues over at Stuff, but let’s be fair: once in a while they do publish something of merit. In this case, an opinion piece from the last days of innocence before Pandemic Panic swamped

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The End of Jacindamania

The End of Jacindamania

Sir Bob Jones nopunchespulled.com Whether the centralisation of water supply has merit, I cannot comment. However, announcement of the “working committee” to investigate the management of this is yet another nail in the government’s coffin. Why? Because it comprises three Labour mayors and nine Maori “representatives”, Maoris as

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Bridges Bottles It, Luxon for the Win

Yesterday the leadership battle ended before it began after it became obvious to the person who caused the uprising in National’s ranks that he didn’t have the support of even 10 of his colleagues. The word I’ve heard is that caucus was disgusted with Bridges and his

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COVID Is Ardern’s Tool to Rule

COVID Is Ardern’s Tool to Rule

It is becoming increasingly obvious that this government’s been all about control. The best way to get control is to divide and rule. This is their strategy along with a good dollop of deliberately misleading the population of their intentions. The most recent example is the traffic light system.

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Christopher Luxon’s First Speech as National Leader

Christopher Luxon’s First Speech as National Leader

National Party Tena koutou katoa and good afternoon everyone. It’s an incredible privilege and honour to have been elected Leader of the New Zealand National Party today and I thank my colleagues for putting their trust and confidence in me. And it is fantastic to have Nicola Willis elected

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All Horse Stuff to Be Removed from Shelves

All Horse Stuff to Be Removed from Shelves

Kay O’Lacey wokejoke.nz Information Satire Facing a reputational ‘hit’ with his denouncement of Ivermectin as an effective prophylactic and early-stage treatment for COVID-19, as being ‘horse medicine’ Dr Ashley (Just a Little Prick) Bloomfield has in a surprising move doubled-down on his rhetoric. ‘Look we just can’t

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Whoever Wins, Make It Work

Whoever Wins, Make It Work

Today we may have a new leader of the National party. I have no idea who it might be, although I hope it is not Simon Bridges. Don’t get me wrong; I think Simon has great potential as a competent minister of something, but he has already had a

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I’m One Card Short of a Full Deck

I’m One Card Short of a Full Deck

Michael Flinn Please help me out here. I’m starting to think that the words of Queen’s great song apply to me: “I’m one card short of a full deck, I’m not quite the shilling. One wave short of a shipwreck. I’m not my usual top-billing.

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