To mash together a couple of pop culture references, the first rule of Globalist Club is ‘grab all you can’. The second rule is, ‘Nobody leaves Globalist Club’. It’s a cosy little gilded lobster pot and you’re not in it. No matter how detested, contemptible, or just plain incapable, you really are. Especially if you’re all of the above and a woman. Even though you’d probably be unable to say what, exactly, a ‘woman’ is – in fact, you personally legislated to erase the meaning of womanhood altogether.
First off are two particularly loathsome examples of all of the above.
Former prime minister Julia Gillard and New Zealand’s former leader Jacinda Ardern are among the headline speakers at Pre-COP31, where they will join Pacific leaders in calling for greater action on climate change targets and financing goals.
The Antipodean dynamic duo of progressive failure: Julia Gillard and Jacinda Ardern. Both were unceremoniously shoved out a back door by their own panicked colleagues long before the electorate could administer the boot. Ardern, having successfully transformed New Zealand into a sullen economic wasteland of bureaucratic decrees, scuttled across the ditch to enjoy a quieter life in Australia. What truly unites these two luminaries, however, is not merely their mutual talent for sanctimonious lecturing, but their enthusiastic legislative vandalism against actual women. Both cheerfully trampled female sex-based rights to appease mentally disturbed men in frocks.
Naturally, such sterling records of failure cannot be left to wither in obscurity. Instead, we find them jet-setting to tropical climes on the taxpayers’ dime:
The former politicians have been announced in the list of high-profile figures set to address the Australian-organised summit as it kicks off in Fiji on Monday.
According to the program, Ms Gillard will on Monday give a speech about the global call to protect pregnant women from global heating, in her current role as the chair of the Wellcome Trust.
Nothing says ‘Globalist hypocrisy’ quite like the PM who legislated to erase womanhood finger-wagging us about pregnant women and ‘global heating’.
Climate Change Minister Chris Bowen is also scheduled to give a speech on the need for greater electrification in the Pacific.
Oh, boy: that’ll be edge-of-the-seat stuff.
Moving swiftly down the managerial sludge-pipe, we encounter our very own digital nanny, the unflushable Julie Inman-Grant. Having bounced from one corporate exit to the next, this DEI survivor is evidently being quietly let go by the Albanese government, only to slide effortlessly into her next internationalist sinecure. Her decade-long tenure as eSafety Commissioner has been a masterclass in institutional bloat and authoritarian overreach:
We taxpayers have paid her $4M+ over 10 years for the privilege of being censored & taken to Court (where she consistently fails).
She inflated her office tenfold, incinerating 70 million dollars annually while waging petty vendettas and losing courtroom battle after courtroom battle, including a particularly humiliating smackdown by her former employer, X. Yet she departs with a smug parting remark, suggesting it is simply time for new horizons after treating Australian netizens like recalcitrant schoolroom toddlers.
Finally, we arrive at the crowning glory of modern grievance artistry, Nyadol Nyuon. After vacuuming up hundreds of thousands of dollars in government funds for dubious make-work programmes that produced precisely zero verifiable outcomes, our heroine took to the taxpayer-funded airwaves to inform the public that “there is no white culture”. Having previously threatened to renounce her citizenship and abandon these shores, she promptly launched a digital begging bowl to cover her mortgage arrears and personal bills.
While ordinary Australians drown beneath a brutal cost-of-living crisis and punishing interest rates, Ms Nyuon expects the wage-earning peasantry to finance her lifestyle:
“Her GoFundMe campaign, launched on Saturday 3 October, demands $150,000 from the Australian public to clear her mortgage arrears, settle her overdue personal bills, and fund her lifestyle so she can ‘remain in Australia through to mid-2027’.”
So, apparently the answer to ‘When is she going to make good on her promise to leave Australia?’ is, ‘Not until the money is in’. We can take the scammers out of Africa, but we can’t take the scamming out of Africans. This must be what she means by ‘not assimilating’.
