After a period of intense negotiation, The Good Oil can now reveal it has won exclusive rights to publish the inspiring, brave, courageous and uplifting story of feminist, mother, DJ, women’s magazine model and ex-prime minister, Jacinda Ardern:
My amazing early life
When I think of my many achievements (see Appendix, page 358, paragraph 6, lines 2 and 3) and my current elevation into the global mega-elite, it sometimes seems hard to believe that I grew up in the small town of Morrinsville. It doesn’t even have a Starbucks or a branch of Greenpeace, but it was in this humble town that I was to learn my most important life lessons.
