Wetter than a Jellyfish on a Bed of Kale
Whatever he says, the conservatives should do the opposite.
Lushington Brady
The Little England That Roared
The good folk of Piddington aren’t too keen on being replaced.
In Which I Suggest a New Tourism Pitch for Victoria
Victoria! It’s like Africa without the charm – now with bonus pothole adventures.
It’s All About Importing Voters, Not Skills
The Third Worlders flooding Australia have just one skill: voting Labor.
Do You Really Want This Living Next Door?
The ISIS bride who trained toddlers to slaughter infidels.
They Don’t Need No Man... Until the Sink Backs Up
The fish not only needs the bicycle, it needs a man to change the tyres.
These Are Not People You Want Nursing You
If anyone’s going to wipe my geriatric bum, I’d prefer it to not be an antisemite or murderous dog-hater.
Government ‘Help’ Works Just like You’d Expect
“Basic Economics” is a closed book to Labor.
Climate Change Causes Diddling, Says ABC
Be careful if it’s a bit blowy out: you may find yourself marrying a child, according to the ABC.
Media Go the Full Coulter
Falling over themselves to tell us that Widdecombe murder suspect is ‘white British’.
Doesn’t She Have a Garden Party to Go To or Something?
The execrable Kathy Lette once again assaults us with her ‘wit’ – or at least, something that rhymes.
Tesla and Edison: The Feud That Wasn’t
Sorry, techbros: your Manichean fantasy just ain’t so.
