Graham Bedford
Sick of being lied to, I went in search of the truth. If you ignore the climate scam, then in all cases the truth is less palatable than the lies.
At other drivers
Move over you c##t. (To drivers coming the other way on narrow roads.)
Keep driving up my arse, if I brake for a cat, you will be deemed responsible for the accident.
Don’t thank me you stuck up cow, in your new Range Rover bought by your husband.
Go, go, GO! There’s loads of space.
I think I cut that guy up, I better give him the hazards and an acknowledgement.
If you are going to pull out in front of me, at least get your foot down.
He’s all over the road – he is either on his phone or drugs.
Have you noticed how many people stare at their laps, whilst stopped at traffic lights?
EV cock, that is ridiculous acceleration in a built-up area.
Why is it always an Audi or BMW driver?
At the wife driving, as a passenger
Kerb!
It’s a 30 MPH limit: you are doing 36. That speed awareness course was wasted on you.
Earlier braking would mean I do not have to head butt the windscreen.
Nice gear change, pity about all the previous ones.
Watch for the inspection cover… too late, try and hit that next one as well.
You are going to undertake, aren’t you?
I would not have pulled into the left-hand lane there, as there is an entry slip road coming up.
I told you, now you cannot get back into the outside lane.
Run the fat fucker over, no one will miss him.
Did you not see that car you just reversed into?
At the pedestrians
Jesus H Christ, you could not bend wire that shape.
Get off your phone dickhead, you’ll see where you are walking.
Bus stop wankers.
I’d offer that old boy a lift. But the car already stinks of piss.
Two young girls walking together, and it’s always the fat one with the ice cream.
Two young women walking together, and it’s always the fat one with the Costa.
Check that slob out, going into the Coop in her jimjams and slippers.
It’s the great tattooed man. I did not realise the circus was in town.
A slim fit good-looking jogger, she cannot be from Norfolk.
Nice smile, nice wave, that’s how everyone should be.
Bonus comment
Jeez, look at all the litter. When did we become a nation of arseholes?
This article was originally published by the Free Speech Backlash.
