Iranian Navy Requests Advice on Ships as Tourist Attractions
Iranian officials confirmed they are now studying the New Zealand model carefully. “If we cannot float the ships,” Admiral Abooat said, “we may simply lean into the scuba tourism angle.”
Satire
Solving Crises With ‘Not My Department’
Wellington solves parking crisis by entering a strategic partnership with ‘not my department’.
Government Introduces Traffic Light System For Beneficiaries
Immediately discovers New Zealand also needs jobs.
Back-To-School Invoices Hit Like a Second Mortgage
Satire/Parody: Pavlova Post blends real headlines with made-up jokes – not factual reporting.
Which: Milo or Jameson Whiskey?
Napkins watched them depart with glazed eyes. “Fools,” he said. “The answer is communism. I thought they knew that.”
I’m Literally Shaking Right Now
As you probably have guessed writing this has triggered me. I’m so angry and upset. Where is the acceptance? I’ve decided to go back to being a cis-straight male. I hope you’re all satisfied.
Elon Musk Meets Hostile Māori Aliens on Mars: The Shocking Truth Revealed
The Māori have always been trailblazers. Their warrior spirit and unparalleled navigation skills saw them conquer not just Earth’s oceans, but the vast expanse of space itself.
Satirical Image of the Day
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You Have to Feel Sorry for Tamihere
You Pākehā just don’t understand how we do things in Māoridom.
Waitangi National Sick Day 2025 a Huge Success
We New Zealanders need to take a ‘SICK’ break to recover from this ‘Waitangi virus’, so please join the nationwide protest by calling in ‘sick’ on 7 February each year.