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Cam Slater

Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet and, as a result, he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist who takes no prisoners. Love him or loathe him, you can’t ignore him.

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Cartoon: Christopher Luxon in a bathroom reaches for a bottle labelled Desperation beside a paper showing National 28 percent

Desperation Is a Stinky Cologne

Key says it will be tight getting Willis, Bishop, Goldsmith and Brownlee home. About 125,000 extra party votes for just one list MP, only if National holds 39 electorates. When the scare is Laws and Henry, panic is a confession.

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Cartoon: Chris Hipkins brands Split Your Vote an absolute rort on one side while leaving a Te Pati Maori pathway open on the other

Hipkins the Hypocrite

Hipkins called Harry Mowbray’s split-vote campaign an absolute rort by wealthy entrenched interests. Under MMP an overhang is a feature, not a loophole. Chippy only hates it when his mates aren’t running it. If it is absolute fraud, rule Te Pāti Māori out. He will not.

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Cartoon: Melissa Lee jogs past a closed National cabinet door toward the Mt Albert finish line

One Point In Mt Albert

Spinoff-Curia has Helen White on 33 and Melissa Lee on 32 in Mt Albert. Eighteen votes decided it in 2023. ACT and NZ First should clear the field for Lee. Every National electorate win without a list seat is another box for Willis, Bishop and Goldsmith.

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Cartoon: John Key holds open a door marked UNDRIP and NON-BINDING while Chris Hipkins and blank-faced aides carry a crate labelled HE PUAPUA through.

He Puapua Never Left

Hipkins would not rule He Puapua out on Te Ao with Moana. He said the work is already under way, just not under that name, and that UNDRIP means it has to continue. He renamed the programme and called that leadership.

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Cartoon: Christopher Luxon stands alone at an empty airport baggage carousel with no staff in sight, watching two blue suitcases marked with ticks go round.

The Insanely Stupid Idea Is Two Ticks Blue

Greens on a record 16 per cent, National and Labour stuck on 28 per cent and Luxon calls the overhang an ‘insanely stupid idea’. The stupid idea is sticking with two ticks blue while the polls sink.

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Cartoon: Trevor Mallard in dark glasses and an earpiece walks a small, anxious Chris Hipkins across a road by the hand, holding an umbrella in the rain.

Chippy’s Minder

Trevor Mallard kept Owen Glenn away from Helen Clark in 2008. On Saturday he was stepping between Chris Hipkins and a heckler at Ōtara. Some people never change jobs.

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